i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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