I'm laying in your front yard are you home
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
