Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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