Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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