I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I don't think brook has ever known best
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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