We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
