Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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