so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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