i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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