i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Let's paint friendship bongs
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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