I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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