so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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