It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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