you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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