You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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