I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
