Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
