I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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