our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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