You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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