when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
