? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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