Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I will die if light touches me.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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