Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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