yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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