I feel like abortions should bother me more
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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