Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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