If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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