White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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