So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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