That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa