Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.