There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you