there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?