I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
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i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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