I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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