I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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