Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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