I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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