he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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