you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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