I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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