If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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