Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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