Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
North Korea, Best Korea!
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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