I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
