I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Randomize
