I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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