So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
How naked do you want me to be?
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