I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
