D3 body, D1 cock
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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