How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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