I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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