yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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