i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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