I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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