it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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