playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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