That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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