if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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