he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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